my first words, as john q. blogger
Quite a momentous occasion. My first post on my first blog. It begs the question, “what, oh blogger, great wisdom might you share with us?” Will it be something I’ve learned in my several decades of existense that might keep us all from nuclear holocaust? Might it be something of great value I learned on Sportscenter? Would it be something I discerned in the near-vacant yet all-knowing stare of my spastic boxer?
I don’t know. This is really a lot of pressure. I suppose as an attorney I could come up with some grand statement, or perhaps a bit of generic legal advice. But then I expose myself to liability and my insurance carrier gets its metaphorical and collective panties in a bind (why is the word “panties” plural, anyway?). There ya go! Maybe I could wax philosophical about the idiosyncracies of the English tounge. But I’m not really a trained English major type (I chose to enter a field where I was more likely than not to make money) so I wonder if I’m qualified. Quite a bit of pressure, I must say…
You know, there’s one bit of wisdom I can come up with. There is one universal truth, perhaps greater than the “This, too, shall pass” line, that I can share with you folks here. There is one bit of philosophy that I can share with you that I know will be true throughout time and will be useful to you regardless of race, age, sex, or creed.
Are you tired of waiting? Are you ready for it? Is it time, finally, for the big reveal?
Yep. Here ya go.
Avoid Duke at all costs. There’s just nothing good about it.
You’re welcome, amigos.
